Jorts, suspenders and a sweatband? I guess beating all those kids in skee-ball and whack-a-mole at Chuck E. Cheese works up a sweat. Texas
28/09/2010 02:51 PM
Well the good news with that dress is that I can just go ahead and stab my eyes out by giving you a hug. I’m a big fan of clothing that has it’s own preventative measures. Texas
28/09/2010 12:04 PM
I didn’t know I could buy a table dance at Walmart too! They really do have everything now. Massachusetts
28/09/2010 09:55 AM
Yeah, well my other wife is your hog…wait. Dammit that doesn’t work. Cherish this win because I’m guessing you haven’t had many in life. Unknown
27/09/2010 09:17 PM
Did you just come from your job as a backup dancer for Kayne West? Oklahoma
27/09/2010 05:29 PM
Burning some serious rubber there! It’s only a matter of time before DMX ask you to join the Ruff Ryders. Tennessee
27/09/2010 02:52 PM
HeyCyndi Lauper, weren’t you just on Celebrity Apprentice? Using the term “celebrity” pretty loosely, but regardless you still look outdated and bat-shit crazy. Florida
27/09/2010 12:21 PM
It’s “bring sexy back” not “bring sexy across your whole back-side”. Thanks for ruining such a great word by the way. Nevada
27/09/2010 10:22 AM
Why do I feel like you are gonna burst into some R&B song right now and serenade me? Please don’t bother….you had me at side boob. New Jersey
26/09/2010 05:17 PM
How do you even get a tan line like that? From the heating lamps at buffets? Minnesota
26/09/2010 12:43 PM
