Oh So Sexy!

It’s “bring sexy back” not “bring sexy across your whole back-side”. Thanks for ruining such a great word by the way. Nevada

You Had Me At Hello

Why do I feel like you are gonna burst into some R&B song right now and serenade me? Please don’t bother….you had me at side boob. New Jersey

Funky Tan

How do you even get a tan line like that? From the heating lamps at buffets? Minnesota

The Peltmobile

This might be the most frightening thing that I have ever seen, not the truck, but knowing the boys from Deliverance learned how to drive and can bring their haunting “squeal like a pig” antics to a town near you. Georgia

Bring Out The Gimp

Is it even legal to bring out the Gimp in public? The guys in Pulp Fiction at least had the decency to keep theirs in a trunk. Unknown

Here Kitty Kitty!

At first I was like “What’s with the 3-foot pigtails?”, then I realized your cats probably like to bat them around and you just can’t bring yourself to take anything away that amuses old Whiskers and his friends. Alabama

A Man & His Cock

Insert obvious cock joke here. North Carolina

Coughing Up A Furball

Covered from head to toe in fur. This leads me to two conclusions: (1) You might as well carry a sign that reads “Hey PETA bet you can’t get any red paint on me!” and (2) you probably have a really hairy bush. Gross I know, and i’m sure people will bitch, but before you [...]

A, B, Or C?

Here is a new feature i like to call “What the Hell is it doing?” I will give you a few options: (A) She is picking and sniffing and alternating every few seconds. (B) She is taking her temperature both orally and anally. (C) She really wants to piss of the employees working the return [...]