Good thinking with the chains. I was just about to lose total control of myself and run over there and rip those jorts off. Thankfully your defense mechanism kept my uncontrollable urges in check. Oklahoma
29/10/2010 10:30 AM
No I didn’t say “Abe Lincoln”! I said “Hey Blinkin”. Hold the reigns, man. Texas
28/10/2010 10:00 PM
Ohh heyyyy! Thanks for the cleavage show. Stay right there, I’m gonna run back to the sporting goods section real quick and grab a basketball so please, hold still while my friends and I shoot around a bit. Ohio
28/10/2010 07:00 PM
Why do I have this feeling that even with all that red, the bull would be running FROM her? Mississippi
28/10/2010 01:30 PM
I will give you my house if you can tell me what she did right….Socks, shoes, shorts, shirt, hair, even shopping after buying? Hmmm? What’s that? Crickets. That’s what I thought. Unknown
28/10/2010 10:30 AM
Holy Mother of God!!!! That is the mecca of fe-mullets. Hell, it might have a shot at being the mecca of all mullets. If you’re not already, bow down and/or chug a beer in honor of this mullet royalty. New Mexico
27/10/2010 10:00 PM
Now I know we give people a lot of shit when their thongs are popping out of their pants. So, to some (and I stress some) of those people, I would now like to say thank you for wearing a thong instead of granny panties. Arkansas
27/10/2010 07:00 PM
After you get over your initial shock, look closely at her arm…..does it say “No”? Just in case you were thinking about it, the powers above have graciously sent you a message. Missouri
27/10/2010 04:00 PM
Fashion tip: That little slip in your shirt is not a belly-button window. Kentucky
27/10/2010 01:30 PM
