Not Varsity Material

Ehhhh, I’m thinking you’re a solid Junior Varsity squad member. Varsity is pushing it a bit, but I support your go-getter, positive attitude. Unknown

Higher Or Lower?

Do you think that’s the same number of ass jokes she’s heard today? Florida

Singular Or Plural

I like to have options on whether I’m displaying my anger to one specific person or to a group of people, and whether I need to speak ebonics or hill-jack. Always good to have options people! Remember that. Arkansas & Maryland

Accessorize, Accessorize

Normally if you told me a guy was picking out toe-rings, I’d laugh. In this case, I think I’m actually convinced a toe-ring would work on him. Missouri

Skid Row

That outfit might be appropriate for a Saturday afternoon filled with ball-scratching and Ma’s Roadhouse, but how ’bout we toss something else on when we go out in public….especially if you haven’t  had a chance to clean off those skid-marks. Unknown

Hiding A Package

Fortunately, your mini-purse is covering up the creepy bulge in your crotch. You don’t get to say that too often, huh? Missouri

Clothes By Obama

Change……yes you should. Illinois

A Neon Glow

I have to admit, I’ve never been with a woman who glows in the dark. That has got to be freaky once the lights go out if you know what I mean…..her hair glowing in the dark while having sex with the lights off. That’s what I meant, in case you missed it. It would [...]

One Or The Other

I get that it’s a difficult decision between whether you are going to tuck your shirt down under your gut or pull your pants up over your gut but remember picking one of them is ALWAYS better than freezing up and not picking either. ALWAYS! Washington