Breakfast Club Reject

Oh man! I bet back in your day everyone thought that outfit was awesome huh?!!!….Well, they didn’t, and they still don’t. You looked like a moron then and now you just look like a bigger older moron. You’re like 50 years old, take off the acid wash jeans and the goofy hat, wear normal shoes [...]

Shop While You Wait

I see you went and got your hair did. Do you mind not doing it all over the store? Florida

He Got It All

I still can’t figure out why the whole “suspenders and sweatpants” trend never caught on. I think the “loafers and sweatpants” look is big in college but I guess they just haven’t found the wonderful world of suspenders yet. Mississippi

Point ?Em Out

Uuggghhhh….ya know, sometimes i’m just too tired to yell at someone. I feel like at this point I’m bettor off lecturing a wall, so I’m just gonna let you guys yell at her. New York

Pimpin? For Halloween

Here is the bottom line….If we don’t get a picture of someone dressed as the Hall of Fame legend Willy the Pimp for Halloween, we might just burn this whole mother f*cker down. So check out our contest page and get on it. Florida

Save Candles

Well, it’s my birthday today so this is more of a message to those people close enough to me that are having trouble thinking of a gift for me…. Unknown

Made In The Shade

?No, I don’t want no scrub. A scrub is a guy that can’t make homemade overalls out of these?…..We miss you TLC. Wisconsin

No Escape

Haven’t we previously outlawed skin colored tights here on PoWM? I’m not gonna lie, it hurts me to think that nobody is listening to our rules. We take our job seriously folks! Now if you don’t mind, I’m gonna go giggle at the thought of her pooping cause it looks like she doesn’t have a [...]

Gold Digger

What kind of gold digger actually wears all gold? It seems too obvious. Hell, she can’t even dig for gold in her own nose with those damn piercings jacked up in there! Louisiana