“Attention Walmart shoppers: Someone has lost their balls in aisle 7. I repeat, we have a pair of lost balls found in aisle 7. Please come to the Customer Service center to claim them.” Arizona
24/11/2010 02:37 PM
You look like a living, breathing, functioning can of Four Loko. Ohio
24/11/2010 11:25 AM
Miss/Sir, is it difficult to shave with those cute mittens on? Mississippi
23/11/2010 08:07 PM
PoWM has started a new trend in the world of beauty! It looks like back boobs are in demand and apparently plastic surgeons are taking fat from the butt and injecting it into the back! We are visionaries here… Tennessee
23/11/2010 04:49 PM
Okay, I’ll give it my best guess…you are a hooker that specifically targets men with an anthrax fetish. California
23/11/2010 02:24 PM
Oooooo, new game!!! You have to figure out if that is hair or a hat. Shockingly we actually have an answer. Maybe we will post the answer, maybe we’ll keep you hanging. Massachusetts
23/11/2010 11:49 AM
Ohh God, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! It looks like you tied off your body waiting for the biggest heroin needle ever! Something is going to burst if you don’t let it breathe a little. Missouri
22/11/2010 11:07 PM
Dear sir, “Mo money, Mo problems” is an expression, not a literal interpretation. In fact, I don’t mean to rain on your parade but something around the ballpark of $20 isn’t exactly the amount of money that would cause a substantial amount of problems. Indiana
22/11/2010 07:55 PM
Well if you ask me those leg warmers seem unnecessary because that outfit is hot enough! Iowa
22/11/2010 05:27 PM
…And do you take this woman’s cart to be your lawfully wedded cart; to push in good times and bad, through feminine hygiene aisles and aisles with spills; ’til either one of you decide you want a divorce? Arizona
22/11/2010 02:55 PM
