Duck, Duck, Goose!

What ever happened to weighing the pros and cons before acting? Hmmm, should I stick my hand down his pants? Well, I’ll make everyone around me uncomfortable, I’ll probably lose my reputation for being “classy,” and my finger is going to smell….unfortunately I can’t think of any cons. Let’s do it! Massachusetts

Naughty Nurse

Listen people, I’m only gonna say it once: Was Batman a sweet movie? Yes. Was Heath Ledger bad ass as the Joker? Yes. Does that make it acceptable for grown ass men to wear a tiny nurse’s uniform in public? No. No it does not. Florida

Hornet?s Nest

I guess you could say everyone is “buzzing” about your entire get-up from head to toe. Well, maybe not all the way at the top of your head, but they’re definitely buzzing! California

Photo Booth Blunder

Those little pictures that come out of the photo booth aren’t really supposed to be used as works of body art. Next time you want to see what you and your girlfriend look like together, try a mirror. California

Captain Insano

Be honest with me….how many times have they rejected you from membership to the Justice League? Michigan

Heart Of A Champion

There’s nothing better than some parking lot wrasslin’! Why does the champion here look like the IT guy from work? Georgia

Re-Gift

Well, this is just a hunch but my guess is a girl that has two bows on her leg probably isn’t that hard to get open and it’s probably a present you really don’t want….like I said, just a hunch. If you want to find out for yourself I won’t stop you, just know I [...]

Back Rack

When you hear “String Bikini,” what part of that makes you think that you are their target market? Stop for a minute and think hard about what you are doing….Your back rack is covering clothing! Clothing! Your back rack is covering clothing, which sole purpose is to cover you! Think about that long and hard, [...]

Crane Gang

Don’t waste your quarter, just crouch down and let you mullet reach on up the slot and pick out whatever prize it wants. Trust me, no one would dare call you out on it. Unknown

Gut Check

Kinda got the whole “Indian in the Cupboard” thing going, huh? Well, except you’re not really tiny, there is no way you could fit in a cupboard, and you’re probably not even Native American….so I guess you just have a weird mohawk that starts extremely far back on your head. Oh and those are definitely [...]