Double Trouble

Dear Mrs. Adams, it was cute to dress your boys Grizzly and Cletus alike when they were two years old, but at 65?  Not so much. Ohio

Beat The Devil Out Of It

// I don’t know whether to sweep it under the rug or beat it to death with my broom. Texas

Captain & Tennille

I guess Tennille came to her senses and realized that it was going to take a whole lot more than love to “keep them together.” Texas

All My Ex?s Live In Texas

Well you know what they say everything is smarter, classier, sexier, less offensive, bigger in Texas. Texas

Mop & Glo-rious

HAHAHA. It’s funny because he is in the mop section and his head/hair looks like a mop! That’s just good imagery. California

Sweet & Salty

Living your entire childhood as the Morton Salt girl is tough, so we’ll give her the benefit of the doubt. New York

New Definition Of Over/Under

Thank God the Vikings lost because I don’t want to know what she would have wore if they made it to the Super Bowl. Minnesota

Face/Off

Tyson has a face tattoo, but does he have the matching hat? Yeah, didn’t think so. Your move Iron Mike. Texas

You Got A Purty Mouth

I have to assume that for some reason no matter where he goes “Dueling Banjos” just starts playing from out of nowhere. Arizona

Life?s A Garden?Dig It!

The flannel and chest tattoo just take that two-toned mullet combo to a whole ‘nother level. Georgia