Life?s A Garden?Dig It!

The flannel and chest tattoo just take that two-toned mullet combo to a whole ‘nother level. Georgia

Make It Rain

// She kept hearing all the young kids saying that they were going to “make it rain”, so she came prepared. Kentucky

Break Up To Make up

This is the worst birthday party ever! Oh, she isn’t a real clown?! Well, this is still an awful party. Ohio

Belly Flop

Someone go tell this guy what “just hanging out” actually means. Oklahoma

Baby Likes To ?Wine?

Ummm Miss, that’s the wrong bottle. Unknown

Something Smells Fishy

We got a nice little skank night all planned out. We’re gonna head out showing as much skin and underwear as possible, grab a sixer, and then pick out our own fresh catch of day to cook up….maybe do a little stripping. I dont know, I don’t know if we’ll have enough time! Ohio

She?s A Maneater

She has been wearing that shirt since 1994. Take a hint, he’s not coming back!!! Florida

I Know From Experience

I was going to make an argument, but I know Johnnie Cochran wouldn’t even try to attack this expert testimony. Alabama

Highlight Your Attributes

Is that a highlighter for an earring? Excuse the obvious pun, but that’s not very ‘bright’. Texas

Puppy Love

I see you got your little doggie backpack there. I wish I could be as happy as that dog is. Seriously, he looks absolutely psyched to be there! No wonder those little dogs just yip and bite everyone. I would literally tear someone’s face off if I had to ride around in a papoose all [...]