Denim Downer

She must be a member of the Canadian division of the trenchcoat mafia. Michigan

Too Cool For Pool

You really have to put in a strong effort to make the camo jacket look normal, but put a guy who probably doesn’t know what “billiards” is in a billiards shirt and have matching boots and head mullets and it’s a simple task. Kansas

More Than Meets The Eye

Unfortunately you have just prevented yourself from “transforming” yourself into a contributing member of society. Don’t feel too bad about it though, it was a long shot to begin with. North Carolina

Oh, You Didn?t Gnome?

Kinda makes you want to stuff a pipe in his mouth and stick him in your garden, doesn’t it? Washington

Weighing Her Options

I’m sure Jillian Michaels will have no problems finding the “Biggest Loser” there. California

I?ve Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts

North American studies indicate that organic farms tend to be more socially supportive, have a greater diversity of crops in rotation, and reduce health risks associated with pesticides, antibiotics, nitrates……and I’m just kidding, insert your ‘melons’ joke here. Oklahoma

Back In ?94

Come on Midwest, I know you’re a few years behind everyone but it’s time to catch up with the rest of the country. They stopped making those color combo styles back in 1987. Nebraska

I Don?t Wanna Grow Up

Hey Toys “R” Us kid, it’s officially time to grow up. Texas

State Of Consciousness

Would you mind telling your kid to stop screaming for a damn Barbie doll, I’m trying to find my INNER F***ING PEACE!! Oklahoma

Stretch It Out

If we could get those a little tighter, emphasize the flood by shortening them up another inch or so, and maybe add a few random stripes so it is a little more clear that there is no pattern to them at all, I think you would then reach epic status. Unknown