Infringement

Is that circled leg jean fringe? I didn’t even know you could do that. It’s like a new line of Sesame Street Big Bird pants. Texas

Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot

Sometimes you have to go deep undercover. How do you think the queen of all homemakers Martha Stewart got caught? Texas

Red vs. Green

Okay it’s debate time people. Who wears ‘em better (and by “better” we mean which one do you want to cut down at the knees less?) – Angry Red Monster or Goofy Green Girl? North Carolina

Eat Mor Chikin

Okay, I see you’re attacking the term “cowgirl” from all angles there, which I commend; however, I still don’t think that’s what your man meant when he said he liked cowgirl. Illinois

Moons Over My Hammy

We landed on the moon! You can tell by all the rolling hills and craters…..and the fact that you would want a spacesuit before touching down. Oklahoma

Peanut Butter And Bandanas

What type of failed wrestler are you? And is that a knee bandana? Unless you’ve been shot in the leg, there is never a need for a leg bandana. You are never going to get your shot at the Championship belt so give it up and keep making your way on over to the Poison [...]

Squeal Like A Pig

I am going to become a millionaire once I create denim tank tops, because it is fairly obvious from the overall business that people love denim and silver buttons on their nipples. Georgia

You Want Mint For Pillow?

It’s like a non-sexy maid outfit, which I didn’t even know they made. Regardless, we know those Valentine’s gifts are for her cats. Florida

The Sooner The Better

Please, please, please, cover up “sooner” rather than later! Oklahoma

What?s Up, Doc?

Walk ten feet and get some help from that hair salon because it looks like Bugs Bunny threw up on your head. Unknown