Eat Mor Chikin

Okay, I see you’re attacking the term “cowgirl” from all angles there, which I commend; however, I still don’t think that’s what your man meant when he said he liked cowgirl. Illinois

Moons Over My Hammy

We landed on the moon! You can tell by all the rolling hills and craters…..and the fact that you would want a spacesuit before touching down. Oklahoma

Peanut Butter And Bandanas

What type of failed wrestler are you? And is that a knee bandana? Unless you’ve been shot in the leg, there is never a need for a leg bandana. You are never going to get your shot at the Championship belt so give it up and keep making your way on over to the Poison [...]

Squeal Like A Pig

I am going to become a millionaire once I create denim tank tops, because it is fairly obvious from the overall business that people love denim and silver buttons on their nipples. Georgia

You Want Mint For Pillow?

It’s like a non-sexy maid outfit, which I didn’t even know they made. Regardless, we know those Valentine’s gifts are for her cats. Florida

The Sooner The Better

Please, please, please, cover up “sooner” rather than later! Oklahoma

What?s Up, Doc?

Walk ten feet and get some help from that hair salon because it looks like Bugs Bunny threw up on your head. Unknown

If I Could Turn Back Time

Unfortunately his wife, who has a Sonny Bono jean jacket, couldn’t make it into this picture due to a terrible accident in the frozen food aisle…..”Awww, was that a Sonny Bono tree death joke?” – It sure was. The joke is already on Cher for being on the back of a denim jacket and this [...]

Decisions, Decisions

Life just seems more fun in the land of make-believe. California

Cowboy Up

I thought Heath Ledger died….. Texas