Marco?

You know what I hate about playing Polo? Every time I try to play it, my horse drowns. Mississippi

Do The Chickens Have Large Talons?

I think we’ve found Napoleon Dynamite’s mother…Gosh! Massachusetts

Dream On

I’m guessing for your father it’s more of a nightmare than a dream, but I guess pleasing other men is your way of pleasing your father…what!?! Yeah, I said she is a slut because her father didn’t show her affection; presumptuous from one thong, I know, but it’s still likely. Ohio

Hat Trick

Ho Ho Ho-ly shit! He even got little tiny hats! Who would have thought Santa would need more attention?! Idaho

Don?t Spill The Kool-Aid

I’ve never been a fan of any type of cat print as clothing, however, I’m considering allowing this “cat that got Kool-Aid spilled on it” print. It just makes me think of a bunch of little kids running around with their Kool-Aid using the cat as a napkin and that makes me smile! Louisiana

Pop Goes The Warmups

I appreciate Starter testing the durability of their products in the field, but maybe someone like this shouldn’t wear a product called “tear-aways”. I wouldn’t wear a shirt called “may ride up and show your gut”, because I pay attention to what might happen and act accordingly. New Hampshire

Give Us Your Best Line

Nothing like pickin’ up chicks in the snacks section on a Friday night (probably because the chicks in the snack section on Friday nights are lonely and it’s like shooting fish in a barrel, but that’s another story). I’m guessing his line was: “What’s up there little lady, you tryin’ to do the dew in [...]

The Game Of Operation

I guess due to recent cutbacks, patients have to go buy their own bed-pans….which is pretty shitty on a couple of different levels. South Carolina

Far Out

I know what you’re thinking: “Hey, I know that style is a bit dated but that lady still looks good!!” Well, I’m sure this GUY would thank you! Oklahoma