Look At Those Dimples!

What is it about holiday dimples that make me automatically smile dry heave? Ohio

Walmart?s Believe It Or Not

After you search for a few minutes trying to figure out how that big blanket-shawl-coat thing is staying on top of her, take a few more minutes and stare in disbelief when I tell you that is her hair. Wisconsin

Finish It Up Rook

Ahhh, the new holiday flavored water with a hint of maple syrup….This isn’t Super Troopers lady, put down the Log Cabin! Illinois

The Point Of No Returns

Why the hell is there a used toilet there? Did someone honestly try to return it? Did we finally find the one thing Walmart won’t let you return?! Indiana

Time Is Ticking

It’s a little too close to the big day to be so care-free and casually dressed there big guy, but I’ll defer all judgement until the 26th. Unknown

Dressin? For Victory

Got those thigh highs that make all the guys cry…oh and a NASCAR hat. Idaho

Piggly Wiggly

Mmmmm, the other white meat! I have to assume that much like every other part of her body, it tastes delicious! South Dakota

Devil?s Advocate

I’m feeling the need to sin!!! Willy the Pimp is looking pimp-tastic once again. I dare someone to try and play devil’s advocate with that statement. Florida

Mrs. Grinch

What, did you think the Grinch just appeared out of nowhere? Someone had to give birth to him folks, that’s just science. Tennessee