Mrs. Grinch

What, did you think the Grinch just appeared out of nowhere? Someone had to give birth to him folks, that’s just science. Tennessee

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town In 6 Days!

Christmas is a time for family….WHETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT!!!! Virginia

Drink It Up!

That is one tall drink of bleach… Florida

Hey Good Lookin?

I’ll give you this, Daisy Dukes tend to draw the attention of others…..good or bad! Arizona

Gettin? That Cake

You laugh, but when it comes out that due to the economic downturn that cake is the new currency, Betty Crocker here is gonna be the Bill Gates of Walmart! Oklahoma

What Do You Want For Christmas?

Let’s get a move on people! Grab a Coke and hop up on Santa’s lap cause he only has a few days left to hear your laundry list of unnecessary crap that your selfish ass wants some jolly guy to just give to you for free! Alabama

Here?Take The Beads?

Ohh Stinkerbell, I don’t even want to imagine the creature that would give you beads to see your goods out of fear that my imagination would forever turn against me! Illinois

The Dog Who Saved Christmas

I don’t think you have to worry about him seeing you while you’re sleeping or when you’re awake because I’m pretty sure that dog will be busy looking for it’s dignity for awhile….But it makes me smile so he is A-okay in my book! Washington

Fits Like A Glove

Got those suspenders working overtime eh champ? Kinda looks like you are trying to squeeze a cylinder into the square hole there bub! Georgia