Wing Dings

I guess those wings cause that shirt to bloom out and not cover anything…her chicken wings, not the stupid tattoo wings. Nebraska

The Conductor

Oh my God! How did you know? Yes, I would love to come down to your dark basement by myself to see your train collection! What’s that? Oh, you covered all the windows and made it soundproof so you don’t bother the neighbors….that makes sense. North Carolina

Silly Bands

After doing some extensive research (and by that I mean sh*t I just made up) we have concluded that at some point that shirt was once whole, and at another point in time it became stretched-torn and hanging on by the seams as you see it now. But for some reason our research cannot conclude [...]

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

I love me some Elton John, but he is really starting to go out there with some of his looks. Unknown

Ice Cream Sundae

Me, you, two spoons, that ice cream, those shorts…..magic. Unknown

A Bolt Of Lightning

I guess the bride of Frankenstein stayed in that lightning storm a tad too long. Indiana

Princess Peach

Oh if Mario only would have known who he was going to save, he could have instead saved us all a lot of time and lives. Unknown

Take Me Down To Chinatown

You look like a random generic action figure someone could pick up at a flea market in Chinatown. South Carolina

Shock Value

Thanks for letting us all “Marvel” at you real life Storm. Maybe some day we will all be fortunate enough to find out your powers ran out and you electrocuted yourself. North Carolina