A Bolt Of Lightning

I guess the bride of Frankenstein stayed in that lightning storm a tad too long. Indiana

Princess Peach

Oh if Mario only would have known who he was going to save, he could have instead saved us all a lot of time and lives. Unknown

Take Me Down To Chinatown

You look like a random generic action figure someone could pick up at a flea market in Chinatown. South Carolina

Shock Value

Thanks for letting us all “Marvel” at you real life Storm. Maybe some day we will all be fortunate enough to find out your powers ran out and you electrocuted yourself. North Carolina

Sneak Peek

We didn’t want her to be the only one to give you guys a sneak peak at the goods so check out what’s inside our new book People of Walmart: Shop & Awe out Sept. 7, here. Texas

Decisions, Decisions

Any one of them. That is the answer. Whichever one you pick is correct and better than your current situation. South Carolina

Holy Shirts & Pants

Ummm did we just manage to find two soul mates lost and separated by a few states? Yeah, take that sh*t eHarmony! We did it for free and without even trying. Florida & Maryland

Afro Puff

You know what’s awesome about a 35 year old afro? Everything. Yeah, didn’t think I was going there did you? Think about it though, (1) afros are sweet, (2) toss on sunglasses and you are completely in disguise, and (3) she probably still gets a contact high from smoke still lingering in there from the [...]

Mmm, Mmm, Good!

I guess everything is bigger in Texas except the f***ing shirts!!!! I mean come on! That is just a complete and total lack of effort and care. Texas