Wear & Tear

Forget the fact that you are still wearing those jorts; how does a tear like that even happen? It’s not far left enough for gross farts, and it’s not right enough for your Copenhagen can to wear a hole. Tennessee

Nice Ace

Hey Maria Sharapova, how ’bout we leave the tennis outfits to the pros. Texas

I Only Have Eyes For You

I am so disappointed in our entire human race right now. I’m angry at each and every one of you that we have gotten to this point as a species. I wish I could put literally every person in a timeout right now. Texas

If You?re Gonna Spew, Spew In This

Sasselfratz, hibidibut, yzidili, guvukafet……Oh don’t mind me I’m just trying to think of new words to describe what I’m looking at because I couldn’t seem to find any that already exist….snalarfusus, rabbeldasher. Virginia

Look, But Don?t Stare

Listen green goblin, your reverse psychology won’t work on…..dammit, I looked. New York

Wrap It Up

Why would you think it’s a good idea to have your wardrobe made out of elementary school book covers? Sure they won’t get scratched, but you’re really giving up a lot for that minimal benefit. Pennsylvania

Three Times A Lady

Wow! Just Wow! I mean jorts, a murse, and cornrows? Neither one of them are good ideas, yet you go for the trifecta? For starters, none of them go with anything, but those 3 really don’t go with each other. In fact, if you were to ask me to come up with the opposite of man-purse, [...]

85% Complete?

Even if you cut your own hair, there is still no excuse for that. Either fix that, or stay inside with your mom. Florida

On A Sesame Seed Bun

No wonder the Hamburglar always gets caught! You are being so obvious! Florida

Stay Focused

Although not our intention, many of you will automatically look at the fact that there are people in the scooters. For that reason we normally do not post these types of pictures. However, I wouldn’t be able to sleep at night knowing I didn’t share with everyone a mullet fit only for the Gods! Iowa