Look At Me!

“What?! I’m not wearing this because I crave attention. This stuff is really, really comfortable.” Unknown

Holy Cat Lady

I hope she plans on filling the rest of the cart with air freshners! Seriously though, what has to happen for you to decide you want a mullet, a flannel, and 3,472 cats to hang out with? If Mackenzie Phillips doesn’t have a house full of cats, then you can’t possibly have a good reason [...]

Trifecta

This my friends is a trifecta….You have (1)the short shorts(Always a plus), accompanied by (2)a tie dyed shirt (It’s not mesh but still fun), and nothing is better than (3)the fanny pack (practical and stylish). If he had flip-up shades it would be a Jackpot, but we can’t get greedy. Tennessee

Going Green

Okay, I’m no Al Gore but I’m pretty sure gluing fur to your van does not count as “going green.” Although I do drive a gas-guzzler, burn styrofoam for heat, and still use deodorant in an aerosol can, so maybe it does count. Missouri

The Irony Of ?Self Checkout?

Hey Beyonce, throw on some pants and a whole shirt….your gunt is creeping into the bags. California

I?m Going To Sue Someone

How is it that as a society we allow the tragedy of Looney Tunes to no longer be shown on TV, yet we accept people still wearing the Tweety Bird shirts they bought in 1990? I’m just disappointed that her husband wasn’t there wearing the shirt that had Bugs Bunny and Tasmanian Devil rocking their [...]

Wind Me Up!

This wouldn’t seem weird at a circus. But we aren’t at a circus now are we? So I can only assume someone bought a tiny gray car, thought it would be funny to make it look like a wound up toy mouse going around an elephant but then realized he wouldn’t be driving around elephants [...]

Some Of That Purple Stuff

I think that even if this guy showed up at a Minnesota Vikings game people would stare. Florida

Not Even Close

I can’t even think up of a rationale someone would give themselves before leaving the house with those on! Even if it was 3 a.m. and you were going to a remote cave in the mountains by yourself you would probably say, “These aren’t flattering at all, I’ll change.” North Carolina

Mario Party

I’m not sure which I would like more, this guy showing his love for Super Mario by rocking Mario themed pants or if he would have saved us all the squinting we are doing by just wearing blue overalls and a red shirt…..either way you know the Peaches be lovin’ this guy. Missouri