No Treat Involved

She could just paint her stomach orange and have it look like a pumpkin! That way she could use the money saved on not buying a costume for something like oh, I don’t know, appropriate clothes! Florida

Bounty Hunting

You need a smoke brah? Listen I’m here, you don’t have to be scared when you shop these halls anymore brah. Go with Christ Brah. Colorado

Snug Life

I LOVE NEW FADS!!! Gimme them Crocs! Gimme that Snuggie! I have 8 pair of Uggs! I have four Tickle-Me-Elmos! I have an attic full of Beanie Babies! What else is new and cool? I want it all…… Tennessee

Foxy Lady

“You know you’re a cute little heart-breaker…Foxy…You know you’re a sweet little love-maker…Foxy.” —– Probably not what Jimi had in mind. Utah

Getting Munsoned Out Here

Finally someone has the balls to get this haircut on track to catch on. I call it the Ishmael in honor of Randy Quaid’s character from the movie Kingpin. Mississippi

Magically Delicious

“They’re always after me lucky charms”………try hiding. Arizona

Green Day

This dude is rocking long green hair, matching green sideburns, and a bedazzled green hat and it’s October……Bet you feel like a complete poser for wearing that “Kiss Me I’m Irish” shirt on St. Patty’s day huh? Illinois

Full Moon

Mike Rowe wouldn’t even scope out that job! Unknown

Big Momma?s House 3: Trapped In Walmart

I can’t believe Martin Lawrence is still doing that Big Momma at the beach bit. Cancun

The Great Khali

Yes that is the 7′ 2″ 387lb Dalip Singh, the WWE professional wrestler and actor from ‘The Longest Yard’ shopping at the Wal. I wonder who his buddy is…… probably his weight lifting spotter. Texas