Foxy Lady

“You know you’re a cute little heart-breaker…Foxy…You know you’re a sweet little love-maker…Foxy.” —– Probably not what Jimi had in mind. Utah

Getting Munsoned Out Here

Finally someone has the balls to get this haircut on track to catch on. I call it the Ishmael in honor of Randy Quaid’s character from the movie Kingpin. Mississippi

Magically Delicious

“They’re always after me lucky charms”………try hiding. Arizona

Green Day

This dude is rocking long green hair, matching green sideburns, and a bedazzled green hat and it’s October……Bet you feel like a complete poser for wearing that “Kiss Me I’m Irish” shirt on St. Patty’s day huh? Unknown

Full Moon

Mike Rowe wouldn’t even scope out that job! Unknown

Big Momma?s House 3: Trapped In Walmart

I can’t believe Martin Lawrence is still doing that Big Momma at the beach bit. Cancun

The Great Khali

Yes that is the 7′ 2″ 387lb Dalip Singh, the WWE professional wrestler and actor from ‘The Longest Yard’ shopping at the Wal. I wonder who his buddy is…… probably his weight lifting spotter. Texas

Giggity Giggity Goo

How ironic that you spent your family’s money on rims for your Family Guy themed El Camino, which as it so happens, doesn’t have enough seats for an average family. Unknown

Iguana Man

Man, when did backpacks start becoming so crazy? What’s that? Oh, it’s a f***ing iguana on his back!! That seems necessary. New Hampshire

Holy Toledo!

Why do people feel the need to be so mean to their shorts? Being a pair of gray sweatshorts is embarrassing enough, no need to humiliate them in public like that. Ohio