Dress To Impress

I see you got this whole cross-dressing Shrek thing going for you. Not sure it’s the best look to go with, but that’s your call. Texas

Seeing Double

// There really is nothing crazy/creepy/gross/whatever about this picture. I’m really just curious to hear all of your comments regarding at what age does twins dressing alike stop being cute and fall under weird? Talk amongst yourselves…. Arizona

Primed & Polished

We apologize for the lack of a clever caption. Our writer is curled up in the fetal position crying. Florida

Cowabunga!

Dear PoWM, how could a woman dressed like a cow and carrying a cow purse be funnier? That’s an odd question, but since you asked, what if she was buying hamburger buns? That would certainly have to make it funnier. Illinois

A Perfect Fit

See if you can spot who in this picture is slowly being scarred for life. Maryland

In The Trenches

Well I can’t think of a good reason NOT to have an eagle and flames on my trench coat, other than the obvious one of having friends. Tennessee

Healthy Choice

Let’s all take a minute to appreciate the irony of jamming the “healthy choice” down the back of your ass. Louisiana

Black & Gold

C’mon buddy! Nobody matches the socks with the booty shorts! It takes focus away from the tookus, and you just don’t do that. Kentucky

Raising Some Eyebrows

I like talking to her because she always seems so surprised and interested in what i’m saying. That, and because she kinda looks like the old lady in Adam Sandler’s Eight Crazy Nights. Idaho

Relax, Don?t Do It

Wow, Santa went into relaxation mode rather quickly this year. West Virginia