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Merry Christmas
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We would like to thank KRATOS1971 for this spectacular poem!
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24/12/2009 05:22 PM
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Everyone Loves Side Boob!
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You do understand that the purpose of a shirt is to cover yourself up? Even tank-tops should theoretically cover the majority of your upper body. Unless you were shrunk by like a foot and a half while shopping, which if that’s the case, I apologize.
California
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24/12/2009 03:02 PM
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The Nightmare
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WAKE UP! WAKE UP! This is one dream I definitely don’t want to be in.
Texas
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24/12/2009 11:00 AM
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Express Yourself
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You know there are easier and less painful ways to let everyone know you weren’t asked to Prom when you were younger.
Texas
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23/12/2009 11:34 PM
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Perfect Cursive
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Rirruto? – “Those are Z’s.” They look like R’s – “Rizzuto’s not a word he’s a baseball player!”
Arizona
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23/12/2009 08:00 PM
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Patches O? Houlihan
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It’s amazing how badly this makes me want to skip Christmas. I get your intentions Dickie, but there is no Christmas joy being conveyed unto me by this.
Nebraska
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23/12/2009 04:59 PM
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Golden Retriever
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Oh hey, I have a fantastic idea. I’m going to walk around Walmart dressed like a creepy goblin that feasts on little children.
Louisiana
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23/12/2009 02:49 PM
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Tickets To The Gun Show
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I think we have just disproved the saying “guns don’t kill people”. Check out those cannons!
Texas
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23/12/2009 12:24 PM
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One More KISS
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If Gene Simmons hooked up with Richard Simmons and maybe tossed in a little Meatloaf for good measure, the result would be something to this effect.
Florida
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22/12/2009 10:53 PM
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One Wise Man
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Even the Wise Men do their Christmas/Birthday shopping at Walmart. I wonder if he was able to get that Zhu Zhu pet for Baby Jesus.
Utah
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22/12/2009 08:07 PM
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